This September, prepare your calendars, your stomachs, and your sense of humour, because the holiday season is about to get gloriously weird. Forget the major public holidays and instead embrace the bizarre, the delicious, and the just plain strange. We've got a lineup of obscure celebrations that are perfect for anyone looking to shake up their routine and find joy in the little things—or, you know, just an excuse to eat more cake. So, without further ado, let’s dive into the peculiar festivities of the week ahead.
A Bison, A Skyscraper, And A Secret DessertLet's kick things off on September 2nd with Bison Ten Yell Day, a holiday so baffling we're not even sure what the rules are. Are you meant to stand in a field and yell at a bison? Or just yell "bison" ten times? We’re going with the latter, mostly because we don't have a bison handy. This holiday is a perfect excuse to let out some pent-up frustration and sound completely unhinged. Your neighbors will be so confused they'll probably start doing it with you.
The next day, September 3rd, is a lot less confusing and much more vertical. It’s Skyscraper Day, a celebration of the towering giants of modern architecture. Take a moment to look up. Way, way up. Appreciate the engineering marvels that scrape the sky. Or, if you’re a fan of a simpler celebration, just build a tower out of books. It’s a bit less glamorous, but far more stable on a windy day. Now, let’s get to the good stuff.
On September 4th, it’s Eat An Extra Dessert Day. This isn't just a suggestion; it’s a national mandate. The diet can wait. Your dentist's scolding can wait. This is a day for indulgence, for that second slice of cheesecake, or a scoop of ice cream on top of your brownie. It's a holiday that truly understands the human spirit.
On September 5th, prepare to throw your meticulous planning out the window, because it's Be Late For Something Day. If you've ever felt the pressure to be punctual, today is your rebellion. Show up to your friend’s dinner party 15 minutes late and blame the holiday. Arrive at that meeting after the boss has already started talking and proudly announce, "I'm just celebrating." Just make sure you've got a good excuse ready, because "it's a holiday" might not fly with everyone. But hey, it’s worth a shot.
After all the chaos, you’ll need to unwind, which brings us to September 6th: Read A Book Day. This is a beautiful opportunity to unplug from the digital world and get lost in a good story. Whether you choose a classic novel, a juicy thriller, or a hilariously bad self-help book, the goal is the same: find a cozy corner and let your imagination take over. There’s no better way to escape reality than with a great book.
Finally, on September 7th, all our weird holiday planning comes to a climax with a single, glorious word: Salami Day. This holiday is a carnivore's dream. Slice it thin, put it on a sandwich, or just eat it straight from the package—there is no wrong way to celebrate. This is a day to pay homage to the cured, spiced meat that has graced charcuterie boards and lunch boxes for centuries.
So there you have it, a full week of utterly random and wonderful holidays to keep you busy. From yelling at imaginary bison to feasting on an extra dessert and then being late for a book-reading party that serves nothing but salami, there’s a holiday for every mood. These aren't just arbitrary dates; they're an invitation to find humor in the mundane and to celebrate the strange and delightful parts of life. So go ahead, be a little bit silly. The calendar says it's okay.